This page contains endnotes (footnotes? sidenotes? English lacks the word I want) for material elsewhere on my pages. It's intended to serve as another way of reading the site, as well; read the references, and follow the links to find out what they're about.
1. No, not with a laser pointer.
2. In other words, one not on this list.
3. Which is to say, she's my brother-in-law's ex-girlfriend; however, we can simplify even further and just say she's my friend. But I wouldn't want to be seen having a female friend, my spouse would kill me.
4. So far, there's been none. I guess this is probably meant to tell me something.
5. If you felt compelled to read this far, maybe you should read this too.