Someone made a quip that Rick Santorum ought to have to carry his dead campaign to term, but this is of course ridiculous.
After he has a 10” plastic thing shoved into him and prodded around forcefully for an hour or so, either looking at a slideshow of his campaign photos or listening to a publicist talk about how the campaign is viable, really, he should be allowed to start a 24-hour waiting period after which he’s allowed to make an appointment with a different publicist who’s allowed to help him stop his campaign.