The bat: Nature's temporary pet!


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Now available for limited time trials: The bat, nature’s temporary pet!

Your new bat will provide minutes to hours of enjoyment before leaving you. It’s the pet you don’t have to take care of^SM^.

Your bat has many amazing talents and abilities.

Goodbye, Mister Squeaky! We hope you remember us fondly now that you are back in the great outdoors.